jokes

During Marriage ceremony why the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse or a Car? He is given his last chance to run away !!!!
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If marriages are made in heaven, then what are made in Hell?
Ans: The days after marriage !!
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LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
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I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
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Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ... Student : WOW !
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The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love
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SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO.... Brush ur Teeth today onwards
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(Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back) "You're under arrest!"
(For what?) "For stealing my heart."
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Are your legs tired?
( girl: Why?)
because you have been running through my mind all day!