jokes

During Marriage ceremony why the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse or a Car? He is given his last chance to run away !!!!
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If marriages are made in heaven, then what are made in Hell?
Ans: The days after marriage !!
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LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
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I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
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Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ... Student : WOW !
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The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love
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SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO.... Brush ur Teeth today onwards
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(Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back) "You're under arrest!"
(For what?) "For stealing my heart."
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Are your legs tired?
( girl: Why?)
because you have been running through my mind all day!

Hi My Friends

Hi my Friends....
I would like to invite you guys to take a look at this link.
PIRIVOM SANTHIPOM. This is something like Friendster. Its an social network. Join in to keep us together. Spread the word. Let our college mates to know abt this social network and also abt this blog.

With Regards,

Sathish Sarma.S

Hi...Help Me

Hi Frens,

How are you all. Most of you all have completed your practicals. Congratulations. It might have been a great task for you guys to complete the practicals.

Anyway i would like to request a help from you guys. If any of you guys know any vancancies at KL & Selangor (Shah Alam, Petaling Jaya, Subang, & Klang) related to IT please let me know. I'm actually searching for a job in IT field butits quite hard to find.

Also if u guys know about any vanacies at anywhere, share with us all.

Help others to help yourself.

Help yourself to help others.

And I'm currently working as a part-time Streamyx & Celcom reseller. So if any of you want these services, please call me at 016-7604178. And if any of you want to be Celcom or Streamyx Reseller, call me also. Its a good field to get income.

hEy GuYZn gIRlz,

It MusT bE lIkE Hv aLl tHe woRLdS wEIgHT oN yOUr sHoUlDer, sOme mIgHt HvG bEeN do a gReaT jOb n oTher uPsIdeOf tHe wOrD............... anYhoW iT MiGht..... nO iTS SUre gReAt tO Be sTuDenTS agaiN.................tHe mOmEnT Of tRUe FriEnDsHiP N EnEMyshIp LiVeS IN IT.......

WhT am i Try to SAy IS U cN`T hV ThS ThG iN ThE wOrKg WOrld............... dN`t hEsITaTe..... LiVe ThE StUdENt LiVe AS Much AS uCAN................ ItS rEALlY GrEat TO hV U`LL baCk.....

i mIsSg THe MoMents.......................

.....................................n .................. iF Ur hV Prob with THE LAW enFrCEMnT jUST shaRE wth ME May be Icn help...............



..............fRIendshIp The oNLY shIp cn`t Sink...........

from tina

hai frenz, how are you?hope all of u fine. May god blessings alwiz with all of you.........

Job Search Portals

Hi My dear Friends...
Its going to be the last time of ur practicals especially for BBA students.
For those who are searching for a job, please try these links.
These are the links of job search portal that i have found.
U guys might be aware of these portals but it might be usefull for at least one person.
So please spread the info.
Also please let know others if u guys know any other portals beside these.
All the best to u all.

Life is something hard. But try to live smart.

வாழ்க்கையை வாழ்ந்துப் பார்,
பிறரை வாழ வைத்துப் பார்.

Jen Jobs

Joblink Asia

Jobs Manager

Job Market

JobsDB

Jobs To Me

Kareer

gud bye practicals...

hy guys,
SINCE OUR PRACTICALS FINISH EDY,
HW DO U ALL FEELIN NW?
U ALL CAN EXPRESS UR THOUGHTS HERE ABT UR OWN EXPERINCES.. MAYBE IT WIL B SWEET OR BITTER U CAN SHARE WIT OUR FRENS...
IF THERE ANY OPPTURNITIES IN UR INDUSTRY LET OTHERS KNW K..\
K, TC

என்னைக் கவர்ந்த சில வரிகள்

வீட்டின் பெயரோ அன்னை இல்லம் - ஆனால்
அன்னை இருப்பதோ அனாதை இல்லம்...

சிவப்பு மனிதனுக்கும் நிழல் கருப்புதான்,
கருப்பு மனிதனுக்கும் இரத்தம் சிவப்புதான்....
வண்ணங்களில் இல்லை வாழ்க்கை,
மனிதா!! எண்ணங்களில் உள்ளது வாழ்க்கை....

சிந்திக்க தெரிந்தவனுக்கு ஆலோசனை தேவை இல்லை,
துன்பத்தை சந்திக்க தெரிந்தவனுக்கு வாழ்வில் தோல்விகள் இல்லை....

எந்த பொருளின் மீது உனக்கு ஆசை இல்லையோ,
அந்த பொருளினால் உனக்கு துன்பமும் இல்லை....

மற்றவர்கள் நம்மைப் பற்றி என்ன நினைத்தாலும்
அதற்கு நாம் பொருப்பில்லை.....
ஆனால் அவர்கள் நம்மைப் பற்றி எப்படி நினைக்க
வேண்டும் என்பதற்கு முழுப் பொறுப்பும் நாமேதான்...

உன்னைத் தியாகம் செய்தால் மட்டுமே,
பிறரின் இதயங்களை நீ வெல்ல முடியும்...

உன் மனம் நோகும்போது சிரி,
பிறர் மனம் நோகும் போது சிரிக்க வை....

சிலருக்கு மழைத் துளி பிடிக்கும்...
சிலருக்கு பனித் துளி பிடிக்கும்....
யாரையாவது உண்மையாக நேசித்துப் பாருங்கள்,
கண்ணீர் துளிக்கூட பிடிக்கும்....

SMALL CALCULATION

WE KNOW THAT 2/10 = 0.2.
BUT, CAN YOU PROVE THAT 2/10 = 2????????????
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BUT I CAN PROVE......
2 - TWO & 10 - TEN.

TWO/TEN = WO / EN , (AGREED????).
NOW....
ALPHABETICAL NUMBERS:
W=23, O=15, E=5, N=14......
W+O = 23 + 15 = 38
E+N=5+14=19
SO, WO/EN = 38/19 = 2...
HENCE PROVED..........